I H8 JDA zip hoodie

Ah, behold the masterpiece of passive aggression! Featuring an adorable turtle, the epitome of swift decision-making, holding a sign that reads "I Hate JdubsArts" – because nothing says efficient communication like a cute reptile expressing frustration. The turtle, with its lightning-fast thought processes, serves as a subtle reminder that some folks take their sweet time to complete a sentence. It's a fashion statement for those who appreciate the art of patience and the joy of waiting for someone to reach the end of a thought... eventually.


Meet the zip hoodie—a must-have for everyday wear. Crafted from 95% recycled polyester, it combines sustainability with style. Soft both inside and out, this unisex hoodie offers a relaxed fit with drop shoulders. Plus, it’s designed to last, keeping you cozy and fashionable for years to come.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside
• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders
• Double-lined hood
• Moon patch on the inside of the back
• Tear-away care label
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs
• Premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details
• The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100
• Blank product components sourced from China and the USA

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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